moose mating calls in the night

mememaster:

are you kidding me

mememaster:

are you kidding me


"For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy them."
— Philip K. Dick  (via kidsfolly)

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this



mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo


rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared



drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger

Anonymous asked: "are you male or female?"

sexrumors:

sexrumors:

Female

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you found me out


cloudcuckoolander527:

69 days left. 

Be careful making wishes in the dark, darkCan’t be sure when they’ve hit their markAnd besides in the mean, mean timeI’m just dreaming of tearing you apartI’m in the de-details with the devilSo now the world can never get me on my levelI just gotta get you off the cageI’m a young lover’s rageGonna need a spark to igniteMy songs know what you did in the darkSo light ‘em up, up, upLight ‘em up, up, upLight ‘em up, up, upI’m on fire
-“My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark” Fall Out Boy

Of the many things House of Hades gave me to love, it was a favorite minor god… heck, I feel insulting for just calling her a “minor god”, she’s a freaking Titan. She predates the gods and only by her awesomeness did she decide to side with them in the first Titan War. Not only that but she’s so badass, she got her own giant. 
And then she burned him! Hecate is really awesome and she don’t mess around  (why do you think I used one of my favorite Fall Out Boy songs for her countdown post?).
I also really liked her “goddess of crossroads” aspect. It was a really cool angle and I really loved how it affected Hazel. I really love the whole thing where Hazel has both being the daughter of Pluto and being the daughter of a favored mortal of Hecate. It gives a new angle to demigod power and the many things that can affect a demigod and their power. 
Overall, I really liked Hecate and I really loved what she opened up for Hazel. 
69 days until we see more of Hazel’s awesome-sauce powers. 
Art by Burdge 
P.S. I know that Annabethisterrified also does an art countdown (love her commentary), and I’ve seen a few places where we’ve used similar art pieces. It’s totally on accident and I love the different commentary she’s done on her side :D 

cloudcuckoolander527:

69 days left. 

Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark
Can’t be sure when they’ve hit their mark
And besides in the mean, mean time
I’m just dreaming of tearing you apart

I’m in the de-details with the devil
So now the world can never get me on my level
I just gotta get you off the cage
I’m a young lover’s rage
Gonna need a spark to ignite

My songs know what you did in the dark

So light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
I’m on fire

-“My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark” Fall Out Boy

Of the many things House of Hades gave me to love, it was a favorite minor god… heck, I feel insulting for just calling her a “minor god”, she’s a freaking Titan. She predates the gods and only by her awesomeness did she decide to side with them in the first Titan War. Not only that but she’s so badass, she got her own giant. 

And then she burned him! Hecate is really awesome and she don’t mess around  (why do you think I used one of my favorite Fall Out Boy songs for her countdown post?).

I also really liked her “goddess of crossroads” aspect. It was a really cool angle and I really loved how it affected Hazel. I really love the whole thing where Hazel has both being the daughter of Pluto and being the daughter of a favored mortal of Hecate. It gives a new angle to demigod power and the many things that can affect a demigod and their power. 

Overall, I really liked Hecate and I really loved what she opened up for Hazel. 

69 days until we see more of Hazel’s awesome-sauce powers. 

Art by Burdge 

P.S. I know that Annabethisterrified also does an art countdown (love her commentary), and I’ve seen a few places where we’ve used similar art pieces. It’s totally on accident and I love the different commentary she’s done on her side :D 


pascalcampion:

The Audition.#pascalcampionartNever too late to go after your dreams.https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/3000moments/3000-momentsThank you so much for everybody who has helped us with the Kickstarter campaign.  I can’t believe we are almost at 80 000 dollars….wow.It’s amazing. We never expected this amount of support. It is so inspiring and we can’t wait to share the book with you.Thank you so so so much.

pascalcampion:

The Audition.
#pascalcampionart

Never too late to go after your dreams.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/3000moments/3000-moments

Thank you so much for everybody who has helped us with the Kickstarter campaign.  I can’t believe we are almost at 80 000 dollars….wow.
It’s amazing. We never expected this amount of support. It is so inspiring and we can’t wait to share the book with you.
Thank you so so so much.


littleladyraven:

totallyfubar:

Three dimensional characters for the win.

"It feels better, right?" is the part that gets me, because it explains everything about Flash ever.

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Happy 100th follower everyone!

I love each/everyone of you and im really delighted (and surprised) you’d all follow me

Thanks so much :)

Id send out a sloth gif but im on my phone so…

Bye!

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