moose mating calls in the night

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears



YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT MIND HONEY

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paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything


dutchster:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusiaon of depth

these elephants are taken from their mother and abused from the moment they were born just so they could learn how to paint and still they don’t really paint as the trainer pulls their ears and stabs them with a metal hook to guide them

dutchster:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusiaon of depth

these elephants are taken from their mother and abused from the moment they were born just so they could learn how to paint and still they don’t really paint as the trainer pulls their ears and stabs them with a metal hook to guide them

#:(

beerinabox:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

to the bankrupt city
where the grass is brownish
and the girls are alright

beerinabox:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

to the bankrupt city

where the grass is brownish

and the girls are alright


doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…


africancheewahwah:

texas history classes

africancheewahwah:

texas history classes



thetygrinecat:

cat person: yeah dogs are cool but i just like cats better, y’know, dogs just aren’t for me

dog person: LOL OF COURSE I’M A DOG PERSON!! CATS ARE SO MEAN AND NASTY AND THEY DON’T LOVE YOU AND KILLED THE ECONOMY AND CAUSED ALL THE WORLD’S MAJOR WARS FUCK CATS LMFAO DOGS FOREVER!!!!1!1!1!



erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage


religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it