why cant i cry money instead of tears
YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT MIND HONEY
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusiaon of depth
these elephants are taken from their mother and abused from the moment they were born just so they could learn how to paint and still they don’t really paint as the trainer pulls their ears and stabs them with a metal hook to guide them
take me home….
to the bankrupt city
where the grass is brownish
and the girls are alright
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
texas history classes
cat person: yeah dogs are cool but i just like cats better, y’know, dogs just aren’t for me
dog person: LOL OF COURSE I’M A DOG PERSON!! CATS ARE SO MEAN AND NASTY AND THEY DON’T LOVE YOU AND KILLED THE ECONOMY AND CAUSED ALL THE WORLD’S MAJOR WARS FUCK CATS LMFAO DOGS FOREVER!!!!1!1!1!
when ur entire class didnt do the homework
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
The Hunger Games